roy didn’t grow a mustache ed’s just a little shit
"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"
"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."
they just changed colors??????????
when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
七転び八起き Fall seven times, stand up eight.
「 Japanese proverb 」
Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are
never stop dancing lil’ buddies
just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY